found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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