this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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