And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Congratulations! We have a period
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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