Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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