He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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