My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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