my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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