Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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