I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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