i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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