p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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