Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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