when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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