I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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