should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Pooping to opera.
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