I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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