ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I have fence marks all over my body
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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