Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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