He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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