On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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