ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
