Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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