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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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