Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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