I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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