so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Randomize
