'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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