I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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