I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
