i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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