is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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