Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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