does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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