So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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