im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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