it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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