Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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