Three words: puerto rican gang bang
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize