We won't sleep together?
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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