If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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