Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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