She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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