he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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