Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I see more hoeing in ur future
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