Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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