weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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