Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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