I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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