id be glad to
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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