how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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