Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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