I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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