i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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